A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la Casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’ A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’ Instead of giving the answer,
Just for Fun: Ladies in a Sauna*
February 23, 2009 by
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes Read More…
Just for Fun: Lawyer Jokes*
December 12, 2008 by
These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ************************************** ATTORNEY: Are you sexually Read More…
Just for Fun: Two sides of the Story*
April 23, 2008 by
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” I sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after Read More…
Just for Fun: Keeping your computer clean*
March 14, 2008 by
After a while, your computer screen can get dirty, which can be bad for your eyes. Click here to give your screen a good cleaning. *Original author unknown. Technorati Tags: humor jokes love laughs computer clean cleaning screen divorce just for fun
Just for Fun: Always Plan Ahead*
March 8, 2008 by
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most Read More…
