Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
The older woman felt very low tech. not to be outdone; she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said………”well, will you look at that…. I’m getting a fax!!”
*Original source: unknown, but credit is given to the original author and thanks to my mom’s friend who passed it along to share with us. Love it!!!
Nice! That was a funny one. Lol. Sometimes we all need a little humor.