After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home “I will have to go home and come back later.”

The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social security office.

She said, “You should have dropped your pants. You would have gotten disability too.”

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