Just for Fun: A Short Love Story*
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly….he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying:
“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied . “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
*Original author unknown. Technorati Tags: divorce marriage humor jokes love story just for fun
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Posted by ModDiva on January 20th, 2008 filed in Humor |
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